You’re Not Too Much.
And You’re Definitely Not Alone.
You’ve got a spicy brain, a business you care about, and a deep craving for support that doesn’t require masking, grinding,
or pretending to be someone you’re not.
Good news: I built this space for you.
Is your Marketing Working With Your Brain... or Against It?
Neurodivergent business coach, funnel strategist, and chaos-brain whisperer.
Heya! I’m Crystal 💕
I help brilliant-but-burnt-out entrepreneurs untangle the overwhelm and build businesses that actually work—for their energy, their brain, and their life.
But here’s the truth:
I didn’t become a coach because I figured everything out.
I became a coach because I lived it.
I’ve Built a Business While Navigating…
ADHD that turns planning into panic (and panic into hyperfocus)
Depression that makes brushing my teeth feel like a heroic quest
Spoonie life with unpredictable energy and a Google Drive graveyard of unfinished ideas
Burnout from trying to “just be consistent” (whatever that means)
Business blueprints that sounded amazing—but never actually worked for my brain
And still…
I’ve built businesses that support my family, make people’s lives easier, and feel like mine.
You don’t need to become a different person to run a successful business.
You need support that works with your brain, not against it.
Overthinking Everything? This Marketing Self-Assessment Is Your First Step.
Your marketing isn’t broken—it’s just not designed for your brain.
This quick, judgment-free self-assessment helps you figure out whether your current marketing is working with your ADHD/AuDHD brain… or quietly draining your energy, confidence, and momentum.
Inside, you’ll get gentle clarity on what’s actually making marketing feel so hard — and where small, brain-friendly shifts could make it feel more sustainable (and more you).
If you’ve ever wondered:
- “Why does marketing feel harder for me than everyone else?”
- “Am I doing too much… or just doing the wrong things?”
- “Is this a discipline problem — or a design problem?”
- “Is it my brain… or my biz model?”
This is for you
No fixing.
No forcing.
Just honest insight, self-trust, and permission to do things differently.
💌 You’ll also get occasional emails with brain-friendly tips, zero-shame support, and spicy-brained business strategy. Unsubscribe any time—no hard feelings, no weird guilt trip.
Professional? Yup.
Strategic? You bet.
Still weird? Always.
I’ve been in the online business world for 15+ years, working as a:
→ Sales Funnel Strategist
→ Certified Master Marketer
→ Website and Systems Designer
→ Tech translator for women who love their business but not their backend
I’ve helped hundreds of entrepreneurs clarify, simplify, and scale their offers—with strategies built on what actually works, not what just looks good in a pitch deck.
Now, I blend everything I’ve learned into brain-friendly coaching that supports real humans with real energy, real goals, and sometimes—real chaos.
This Isn’t Productivity Olympics.
This Is Permission-Driven Growth.
In this space, we believe:
→ You can rest and still be ambitious
→ You’re allowed to do things differently—on purpose
→ Your capacity isn’t a problem to fix
→ You don’t need to prove your worth by burning out
→ Sustainable success isn’t just possible—it’s necessary
Yes, I’m a Coach. But I’m Also a...
🥤 Neurodivergent stereotype with 3 drinks at all times (energy, hydration, and vibes)
🛼 Roller skating hobbyist with glitter wheels and a playlist for every mood
🎮 Cozy game lover who unwinds with romantic fantasy audiobooks and merging games
📚 Research gremlin who goes hard into hyperfocus mode (especially if I can make a Canva image about it later)
🧠 Slightly feral, slightly strategic, and 100% committed to building a business that feels good and works well
Let’s Build Something
That Works for Your Brain
Whether you're deep in burnout, stuck in overthinking, or just done with systems that make you feel broken—you're not alone.
You're not behind.
And you're not too much.
Let’s talk.